de-chap

1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.

2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.
Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.
by Brokeback 2.0 October 13, 2018
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Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.
I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.
by Chapmaster420 April 09, 2023
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Chapping

When you're chatting with an individual or a group while simultaneously fapping

It's a simple combination of the word chatting and fapping, making it a no-brainer.
David: Hey everyone. Kinda chapping over here
Lisa: Go wank somewhere else
by WinstonBoy May 13, 2021
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chappings

when eating cancer hard some snacks

gewoon kk hard chappen toch
gisteren assie gepoft en chappings gezet met me neef was kk goeie
by hammam May 29, 2020
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chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.
Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.
by Slack Master January 25, 2018
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chaps my tits

A loose term to explain someone's feeling of being emotionally hurt, mad or upset.

Similar to chapped ass, but a lot funnier and should be used light heartedly.
That guy that just cut me off in traffic really chaps my tits.
by Luv406liv509 January 10, 2024
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Chap Flaps

male version of bingowings, flabby upper arms
ella " ewwwww! look at dales chap flaps! well sweaty they are!"
by cocktaste June 14, 2012
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