Breakfast of Champions 

A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.

Party-Boy 1: What could make this breakfast a true breakfast of champions?
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!

Breakfast of Champions by Johnny Spectacular February 23, 2005

breakfast of champions 

fellatio performed with a mouthful of hot coffee

This breakfast of champions gives new meaning to "do you take cream in your coffee"

breakfast of champions by Lotireg October 1, 2007

Breakfast Of Champions 

A breakfast that consists of Diet Coke and a Cheese Stick. (Gives you gas)

Dude im so gassy, i had the breakfast of champions this morning.

Breakfast Of Champions by claptonisgod2440 February 17, 2009

Breakfast titties 

Sloppy titties only made appetizing by the addition of syrup. Also accompanied by a scramble egg tummy and cottage cheese ass. Typically found on lot lizards or walking in casino's after 1:30A.M. Coined by Mdub

Damn, I wanted to have a $1.99 Grand slam breakfast until i saw those Breakfast titties, can we just go home?

Dude, I lost all of my money and now all that is here is breakfast titties!

Breakfast titties by loki1977 August 8, 2009

breakfast for dinner 

This is a french term for the word, Faceclydia. This is a disease you get from whoring yourself out on Facebook. Breakfast for dinner is awesome especially when you are drunk from a concert and the only thing open is Denny's in Fitchburg, Mass, which is where Faceclydia came from.

Oh la merde, j'ai rencontré une fille la nuit dernière j'avais breakfast for dinner.

Translation: Oh shit, I met a girl last night and I had breakfast for dinner

breakfast for dinner by jbanga April 17, 2009

breakfast of champions 

after staying upp all night doing whatever and a whole bunch of people usually friends go and unite for some binging this takes place in the wee hours of the morning usually between 6 or 7 am

hey man you comming to the breakfast of champions billy and creg are going to be there.

breakfast of champions by andre April 24, 2005

Breakfast Cheat 

Going out to breakfast with someone after making plans the night before to do so with someone else.

The urge to breakfast cheat stems from the belief that the original breakfast goer is still asleep.

Often happens after a night of heavy drinking.

Tia got caught breakfast cheating with me on Sunday when Miles woke up early and reminded her of their plans for breakfast.

Breakfast Cheat by ma bell 33 June 10, 2009