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Laotian Breakfast

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.
“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”
by Brown Lightning June 18, 2019
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Stink Breakfast

To go directly out for food right after a party early in the morning.
To wake up in your clothes and going out for food without showering or doing other hygiene activities. Participants may sometimes smell of alcohol from the night before or B.O. from not bathing in many hours.
Yo, after the party just crash at my house so we can go out for stink breakfast.
by Corbon Deoxide June 3, 2008
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Breakfast of Champions

A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)
I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions
by The-V June 29, 2015
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breakfast saussage

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.
I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...
by the original wolfy November 8, 2006
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Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice
"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."
by loco30k February 10, 2015
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subcontinental breakfast

To enjoy last night's left over curry as a filling breakfast the next morning.
I can't finish this Madras.

No worries, we'll just have a subcontinental breakfast tomorrow.
by mick travis October 19, 2009
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breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.
I have just finished having a breakfast log
by Solo Echo February 14, 2018
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