Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.

“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

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first born babies/airbender fukkers

children who love the first fruits of the Heavenly Father and seek out to get what they want and obey God and make people obey God at all times. God grants them gifts because they seek God and love God in return.

Adonai is a first born babies/airbender fukkers child that can't handle abuse or hatred of thy neighbor because God says to love thy neighbor. So he socks the faces of people to get them back on track to loving their neighbor.

by aromabinger August 07, 2023

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born in 95

Millenials, scrubs, Michael, turd burgler

This scrub Michael was born in 95, he's such a turd burgler

by B. J. Vadaszffy July 01, 2020

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You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 02, 2025

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Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles

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