What you get when you and taking a dump, getting a blowjob, and drinking coffee (specifically pumpkin spice flavored), at the same time.
Dude last night I was so stoked. I was just dumping, drinking my folgers pumpkin spice coffee, and then this hot girl randomly came in and gave me a blowjob. It was amazing. Gotta love blumpkin spice.
by OhNooooo November 21, 2010
by AnalBlumpkinator2 November 19, 2010
Blumpkin Pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
Carina: What the fuck is your problem?
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
Brian: What are you talking about?
Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!
Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
by edwin gaffney May 12, 2006
Sitting on a toilet AC Slater style while defecating, and performing fellatio on an individual in the act of upper decking the same toilet.
It sounded like a good idea last night, but we spent all morning cleaning the tank after trying out the upper blumpkin.
by szkud September 29, 2013
Two expensive hookers fight over giving you a regular blumpkin, only this time one is holding a newspaper above her head while the other plays a xylophone to the tune of "Through the fire in flames."
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Toilet paper is forbidden, and the hoes must fight over the opportunity to rim job you dry.
Dude, I got a chocolate blumpkin last night! Ended up with my legs behind my ears and it was awesome. one of the hoes fucked up the last chorus though...
by weow weow January 20, 2015
by Spigot On HOT March 05, 2009
by ZeroExe July 11, 2021