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Blog Monkey

Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.

Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010
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grat-blog

a blog centered on and themed to examples of gratitude in the writer's life and times; more often than not it is in the format of a bloghop, i.e. publishing a blog and encouraging others to contribute and participate
The Ten Things of Thankful (TToT) is one of the most popular grat-blogs around
by anonymous January 7, 2023
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Blog

Brian is working on his blog.
by Bex8522 March 6, 2020
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shit blog post

urban dictionary's way of telling you that you're full of crap and that you don't deserve to have your words published.
To understand what definitions we publish and reject, check out this shit blog post.
Thanks,
Urban Dictionary
by brendon'sbae February 10, 2017
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Blog it

Another FAA Compliant method for saying to clear comms.

Follows in the trend of "no one cares" and "write a book".
"Okay, you are to be QUIET because I was just in a 747 and turned into a 737"

"Blog it."
by RussianWithAPassion March 21, 2022
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Blogging

A blogger is a human who is to lazy to get off there asses and get a stable REAL job. Blogging is absolutely idiotic and a waste of time for both parties involved
Fanboy: Have you seen Jake Paul’s Blogging lately?
Everyone Else: Nah I have a job and don’t have time to watch lazy over privileges get paid for absolutely nothing
In addition, Blogging Vlogging whatever y’all call it is going to be a downfall of this generation and society
by B15d1ckBoI April 5, 2019
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blogging

When someone annoying constantly says everything that they are doing, especially when playing a game.
My cousin would not stop blogging
by m% August 13, 2018
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