Battle or Skedaddle

A more informal synonym for fight or flight, referring to an animals instinct to either fight or run when threatened.

When we got near that raccoon, it instantly went into battle or skedaddle mode.

by King Loaf June 2, 2018

slavery battle

Slavery battle is a battle of slaves for the owner they will be with. This battle gives them only two items,a sword and a horse. The slavery battle is decided by the slave.

The slavery battle if the Century happened today in Pennsylvania.

by Independence for all May 24, 2018

Battle of Whales

$am murphy called on the Whales of the ocean and destroyed half of America and drank all of the water in africa.

Did you study for the Battle of Whales test

by Kevin GoGoGo February 26, 2019

Battle of the Bulge

When two or more ladies fight to the death over your dick.

You hear about the party last night? There was a Battle of the Bulge with five womanz!

by elbissopmi June 7, 2019

laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.

I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.

by cu chulainn December 16, 2017

laptop battle

When two people are sitting across from each other and each of them is using their laptops at the same time.

John and Jim were sitting at the coffee shop having a real laptop battle.

by Conchobar Mac Nessa January 2, 2018

battle skank

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.

Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. we identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"

by deevon the dude May 26, 2017