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badass friend

by Yourlifeishere May 6, 2018
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badass richard

the state of being so drunk you are closer to death than being alive.
Dude we got badass richard drunk.
by icke2433 February 23, 2010
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Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Badass Bengtsson

Often stylised as "Badda Bengan", a band that has superseded genres. Brought to us by the gods themselves they often have massive group orgies. They are often compared to Barack Obama and the great gods themselves. They are just too good.
Once fucked a chick who compared the bands influence to the size of my cock. Fucking tiny.

Joe biden has a massive crush on the lead singer. He wishes he could perform a counter clockwise rimjob on him. It would satisfy his cute kawaii cheeks.
Badass Bengtsson makes me squeal with pleasure when i listen to those guitars break the wall of sound!!!

Existance is meaningless with no badass bengtsson.

I would like badass bengtsson to be played when i get married, when i have a child and when i die. I especially enjoy it when having intercourse.

My brotha in christ, dah new Badda Bengan tune just dropped, lets fuck!
by Makeawishkid69420 March 3, 2023
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Badass Hipster Crew

An elite group of super awesome people who do what they want when they want. #BHC
"Wow… Did you see that Badass Hipster Crew at the party last night? They were so incredibly turnt."
by BHCMember January 1, 2014
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Badass

limp bizkit break stuff music video. go watch now.
i did it all for the nookie.
"man that nookie video was fuckin badass."
by Dean "Gunna" Suckama February 3, 2023
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BadAss Fever

SYMPTOMS:
Unwillingness to play by the rules or take no for an answer.
Inability to accept mediocrity.
Superhuman-like vision for the future and the endless possibilities.
Limitless persistence in the face of adversity.
BADASS FEVER takes hold when you least expect it and it will push you to heights you never knew possible.
Because Sylvester Stallone had BadAss Fever, he persisted through endless hardships
to get Rocky made the way he wanted, and now the world is better for having this
inspirational underdog classic film in it!
by BadAssFeverBrigade November 25, 2013
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