battle of the josh

The battle to decide the done definitive josh

“Did you see the battle of the josh”

“Yeah, I thought josh had it in the bag”

by Dhsbakdudb April 21, 2021

battle tip

the act of placing a small steel helmet on the tip of a penis, screaming and running dick first into a female's hole.

Cassandra whats wrong?
Alberto tried to battle tip me and he missed

oh...what happened
he punched a hole in the side of the dog

by velociraptorWeinerBarf December 02, 2019

toughest battles

Something that you can win so easily.

Come on man! Stop giving me toughest battles!

by Sosku10 August 21, 2021

Groin Battle

a particularly aggressive bout of coitus.

"Me and my bird had a bit of a groin battle last night"

"i don't fancy battling that beast"

"mmm i want to battle fuck out of her groin"

by charlie hazelwood April 28, 2009

battle skank

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.

Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. we identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"

by deevon the dude May 26, 2017

laptop battle

When two people are sitting across from each other and each of them is using their laptops at the same time.

John and Jim were sitting at the coffee shop having a real laptop battle.

by Conchobar Mac Nessa January 02, 2018

laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.

I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.

by cu chulainn December 16, 2017