laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.

I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.

by cu chulainn December 16, 2017

YouTube Battles

A very positive community tracking statistic trends with a fun community!

Jeff: Hey Tim, what should I watch on Youtube?
Tim: you should definitely watch Youtube Battles!

by LDCP June 3, 2020

toughest battles

Something that you can win so easily.

Come on man! Stop giving me toughest battles!

by Sosku10 August 21, 2021

battle cocktail

Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases.

They got fucked up on crack at their army friend's battle cocktail party.

by 'ole dirty bastard January 15, 2008

coochie battle

When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.

“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”

by Sociopathic_octonaut February 26, 2021

slavery battle

Slavery battle is a battle of slaves for the owner they will be with. This battle gives them only two items,a sword and a horse. The slavery battle is decided by the slave.

The slavery battle if the Century happened today in Pennsylvania.

by Independence for all May 24, 2018

battle tip

the act of placing a small steel helmet on the tip of a penis, screaming and running dick first into a female's hole.

Cassandra whats wrong?
Alberto tried to battle tip me and he missed

oh...what happened
he punched a hole in the side of the dog

by velociraptorWeinerBarf December 2, 2019