halfcan bandit

A cunt wad who regularly leaves half cans of soda throughout ones residence. See also 'sandbag'.

Andrew consumed one half of his freshly opened can of diet coke, and then left it by the base of the couch. When the rest of the housemates proceeded to clean the house and found many half filled cans of diet coke they all cursed his name, fucking halfcan bandit!

by Le Frat House January 17, 2008

Rubber bandit

An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.

Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.

by Jeb Jeb Binks March 6, 2013

bologna bandit

When a girl randomly comes up to a guy and grabs his junk.

Man some chic just walked up to me and grabbed me right in the junk!

Lets find that bologna bandit and give her the frank n beans.

by SS BOB November 9, 2010

white bandit

The biggest, baddest, sexiest animal on 2 skis any mountain has ever seen. Is known for his incredible physique. Skis so fucking fast that you can't even see the son of a bitch. He is the unprecedented world champion of the slopes. If you claim to see him you've probably been smoking a lot of chronic because he is invisible to the common skier.

Jerry: "Holy shit! Did you feel that breeze?"
Ryan: "Dude! Did you just rip one!?"
Jerry: "I think it was the fucking white bandit!"
Ryan: "Holy crap that guy is fast. I wish I had his sweetness."
Jerry: "Now I farted."

by jargenwol November 21, 2010

muff bandit

A formerly straight woman who opted to follow a lesbian life style. And coincidentally likes muff.

*wow, I didn't know Sarah was a muff bandit, I always thought she liked cock*

by Jazbob January 20, 2011

bathroom bandit

Someone who secretly destroys your bathroom after a night of excessive drinking.

Jodi: "Wow Sanj really messed up our bathroom"
Ashley: "Ya he's a real bathroom bandit!"

by smashley2121 March 15, 2010

phany bandit

phany bandit: a word created from family guy meaning fag, faggot, gay.

hey man look at that phany bandit with his fudge packing friend

by spittyfire1207 April 7, 2009