You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.
by seemymick January 9, 2017

Democrat; Liberal; follower of President Obama and his administration; a believer of the Not So Affordable Bam Bam Care Act;
synonym: fucknub
synonym: fucknub
Liberal to a Conservative: What's a 'donkey bagger', I've never heard of that? Conservative: "Well, ol' pal, it's like the donkey shows in Tijuana, only instead of a skank stripper and a donkey, it's a Liberal Democrat fucknub and a donkey.
by Pseudo Nym 1963AQ August 19, 2013

by uwechater December 16, 2024

Worst then a douche bag. a Duffle Bagger is a guy who goes on a first date and brings a over night bag because he assumes he will be sleeping over. Most of the time the girl thinks he is a complete idiot.
Did you hear about sally's date last night? The Duffle Bagger thought he was getting some so he brought his Pj's. lmao what a dumbass.
by Ramen King November 27, 2012

Native or wanna be native (Lansdowne Transplant) of the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Holds a serious grudge against those from the western shore, however regularly goes across the bridge to steal their jobs.
Without us chicken neckers and our tourist dollars, you clam baggers would be living in abandoned cars!!
by Necker 135 September 29, 2018

by Nigerian._.Prince January 1, 2018

by Nolife6996 April 6, 2017
