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Apryl Beck

The most gorgeous and wonderful BITCH you will EVER MEET; loquacios
Apryl Beck is so beautiful, but so bitchy
by Danny Mccalen March 18, 2009
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Avril

A dumb hypocritical bitch. She must think everyone likes her and sees her as an icon. Wrong. She's far from that. She's a total bitch, a Sexist, a Racist, talentless bitch.

She says bands shouldn't label themselves, and yet she does it herself. She also likes to call other people/bands posers, when she is one herself, branding herself a punk.

Also, Good Charlotte(one of the bands Avril called "posers") NEVER said they were punk, or any other genre, but YOU did. So congrats on screwing up yourself dumb bitch hypocrite Avril.

Ever wonder why she doesn't have any videos or shows related to her? Because she doesn't want you to see what she's truly like behind the scenes. She's only a so called "punk" when she's out in public.

Have you ever seen Avril skate? No. Because she CAN'T.

Avril was originally going to be Country, she even met Shania Twain(a country music artist), but when she tried out, the PD didn't like her music, and the only way she could get signed was to switch from Country to Punk. This is 100% TRUE.

I really do hope she stumbles upon this page Googling her name and sees how many people truly hate her. That would be so hilarious, wouldn't you think so Avril?
Avril says no preps should listen to her music....riiight....guess she doesn't want ANYONE to listen to her music, then. Seeing as preps are her only fans.
by go20orange April 19, 2006
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Avril

Someone who sings through their nose in a constipated way and also a poser
My name is avril, do you like my voice? 'AHHaHAhAhAhahaha'
by Alix April 18, 2004
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avril

a girl who mistakes herself for:

a punk
a rocker *yes, she did say that*
a singer


she is also the fakest person i ever saw. she takes herself for someone else and has difficulties to by someone.

we could say that shes kinda like hillary duff and pals
person 1: what do u think of avril lavigne
person 2: my ass is punker than her nail
by someone who dosnt like posers September 9, 2004
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the worst "musician" in the world, and I use that term lightly. No matter what your tatse in music, we can all pretty much agree that avril sucks dick
-I love avril so much cause im a free spirit
-Oh I have a free spirit too. Lemme find it and stick it up your ass you fucking cocksucker.
by tintle December 6, 2003
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Avril

1. A whore who thinks shes punk because she bought a hurley sweatshirt and a pair of chucks when in reality, she's EXACTLY like the fucks shes protesting against (i.e. wannabe punks)
2. One who cannot sing/skate to save her life
3. One who must die
4. A name for one such person
Ashley: I got the new Avril cd!
Diana: Shut the fuck up you god damn wannabe pussy! *beats Ashley with a nail-studded bat*

Singing Judge: You're almost as pathetic as Avril.
by Skivvy March 24, 2004
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a record company's puppet.
wannabe punk girl: have you heard the new good charlotte CD?

sane person: ha. theyre so avril. shouldnt even have bought that crap.
by liveHxCdieHxC August 7, 2004
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