The political party that offers fairness, and equality in Australia, and tries to help all Australians, not just he wealthy.
Usually has to clean up the mess the evil Liberal Party has made, as the liberals usually run a state or country into the ground.
Usually has to clean up the mess the evil Liberal Party has made, as the liberals usually run a state or country into the ground.
How anyone could vote for the liberals is beyond me.
I swear, this country is fucked up, when a man as evil as howard actually wins a 4th term.
What have we become?
I swear, this country is fucked up, when a man as evil as howard actually wins a 4th term.
What have we become?
by why vote for liberals? October 9, 2004
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Since the homosexual action is taking place below the belt aka "Down Under," it is referred to as an Australian Handshake.
Since the homosexual action is taking place below the belt aka "Down Under," it is referred to as an Australian Handshake.
Lance:
Nice to meet you!
Gary:
Nice to meet you too!
Lance:
Instead of shaking hands right now, let's Australian Handshake!
Gary:
G'Day!!
Nice to meet you!
Gary:
Nice to meet you too!
Lance:
Instead of shaking hands right now, let's Australian Handshake!
Gary:
G'Day!!
by Blocky D November 12, 2010
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I was pretty hung over but the hostel manager woke me up with an "Australian coffee" and, strangely, I feel better now.
by notsmartdum May 14, 2010
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Australians: Ay bloke, cain we heav a bir.
Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*
Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?
The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.
Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*
Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?
The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.
by NS421 March 10, 2011
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by Latvia March 24, 2005
Get the Australian DJ mug.The wild younger brother of the Donkey Punch. This technique requires the sexual partner to have their head down to their toes while standing, to experience the true upside-down worldly experience. Instead of punching the partner, they are bunted with a boomerang.
When my girlfriend requested that we became more culturally aware people, I decided to fill her needs with an Australian Donkey Punch .
by Papa July 28, 2008
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They should change it to the CFL (Convict Football League).
- Shockingly minimal skill (kicking and catching a "ball")
- Atrocious off-field antics (Public urination)
- On field goings-on, including testicle grabbing
- Only "sport" in the world to reward failure eg. If the player misses the goal, he is rewarded with one point
- Search 'AFL'on the internet, and you will be amazed at what you will find
- Stabbings at games *are always covered up due to the AFL friendly media...they do a good job*
I am thankful that I have one full Australian father and a non-Australian mother. Thanks to mum I was not kept ignorant (as all Austalians are), to the sheer atmosphere, velocity, adrenaline and awe-inspiring skill that is Football (Soccer *said in a cringing, childish voice*),that full Australians just do not get. I feel sorry for them and for all who do not understand this.
I am sure this is not the case, but Football is what God made legs for :). It is one of the greatest sources of happiness; particulary for the poor, sad children of the earth. Whatever you beleive in (a major problem in our world)just be happy and positive. Please...
They should change it to the CFL (Convict Football League).
- Shockingly minimal skill (kicking and catching a "ball")
- Atrocious off-field antics (Public urination)
- On field goings-on, including testicle grabbing
- Only "sport" in the world to reward failure eg. If the player misses the goal, he is rewarded with one point
- Search 'AFL'on the internet, and you will be amazed at what you will find
- Stabbings at games *are always covered up due to the AFL friendly media...they do a good job*
I am thankful that I have one full Australian father and a non-Australian mother. Thanks to mum I was not kept ignorant (as all Austalians are), to the sheer atmosphere, velocity, adrenaline and awe-inspiring skill that is Football (Soccer *said in a cringing, childish voice*),that full Australians just do not get. I feel sorry for them and for all who do not understand this.
I am sure this is not the case, but Football is what God made legs for :). It is one of the greatest sources of happiness; particulary for the poor, sad children of the earth. Whatever you beleive in (a major problem in our world)just be happy and positive. Please...
I do not like 'australian rules football', I love Football it makes me happy...Oh and I haven't even started on Criket. :)
by James Longmuir April 8, 2008
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