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ashton love moment

when you tell a gril that you love her just to fuck her...in the final moments of the guy squirting jiz all over his partners face...the man them screamsloud as possible.youve just been punked bitch. i hate you your a whore.then donkey punches her in the face until she cries.
hey bro do u remember that girl that broke your heart? well i fucked her all up i gave ashton love moment...she cried like a little bitch....
by beavster November 29, 2010
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Ashton

A total jerk that totally betrayed a girl named Maisie
Ashton sucks - Maisie
by The Joe Guy October 16, 2017
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Ashton Fuckcher

Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.
Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.

Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting

Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.

Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
by WaxCrayon March 11, 2011
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Ashton Barbour

a bulldog zebra pants mcgee eating grass in her natural habitat very gay and doesnt know anything
by bulldog barbour November 30, 2011
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ashton hesseling

A sexy guy who loves to have sex. Funny, loving and who is brave.
by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015
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AssSonOfaFuckerHole

A combination of curse words perfect for any occasion, from frustration to describing someone. Originated by Facebook user RaspX.
Declarative:
Boss: We're gonna need you to work your only day off this week.
Employee: AssSonOfaFuckerHole!

Noun:
Girl 1: Girl, your man ain't shit.
Girl 2: Why you say that?
Girl 1: He's banging your sister.
Girl 2: That AssSonOfaFuckerHole!
by RaspX July 2, 2016
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Ashton cherry

A beautiful woman, amazing friend, southern as fried chicken and more intelligent than Einstein. She will always make you smlie, listen to you when you have a bad day and beat down ant bitch that try to fuck with her bestie ..so WATCH out! Extremely awesome!
Stacy: Whose that girl!?
Laura: that's Ashton cherry!
Stacy: wow! I want to be Ashton cherry when I grow up!
by LooNOLA January 2, 2017
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