iND Lip AR STUM

End lip are stunning! Try this brand in these:
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Gina (main character’s friend): hey look at this brand Jessica!
Jessica (main character): huh?
The brand paper: come see the new brand! IND LIP AR STUM!
Jessica: I can’t see it, does it sayO
AiRL
NO
-POR
STUM?
Gina: close, you got stum right!
Jessica: D
TiKL
¡NO
-POR
STUM
INXY?
Gina: NO!
The brand founder: we have a new perfume in our brand called ONI
dudi
ANIS, girls!
Only 30$!

Both: ugh!!!
Verónica (enemy): losers, hahahaha you can’t afford it?! I have the most expensive perfume in the brand, and you guys got nothing in me!!! Go die! I have the expensive perfume, KL
iN®
-POR
STUM
IXY.
Nikki (Veronica’s friend): I have the 2nd most expensive perfumeeee, hahahaha it’s ¡KL
INd
*POR
STUM
XY!!!!
Eliza (veronica and Nikki’s friend): and I have the 3rd most expensive perfume hahahaha it’s also TKL
INa
"pOR
STUM
NIXY~
Both Gina and Jessica: well atleast Jessica has TRL
¡NO
POR
STUN and Gina has D
DRE
INO
-POR
STUM
INKY,

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by Littlekittykawaiianimelover May 15, 2022

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AR-15

1. A perfectly harmless device that throws pointy metal objects super duper fast, with which if it is referred to as an assault rifle people freak the fuck out and call you a snowflake tree hugging homo, but logic says not to call it a gun because it's just big as fuck and the common person assumes a gun to be something held in one hand, it surely doesn't look like a rifle; e.g. sniper rifle actually looks like a rifle, DEFINITELY cannot call it a machine gun, NRA members will likely FREAK OUT AT YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION REGARDING PROPER IDENTIFICATION AND CLASSIFICATION OF FIREARMS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Because we all have military experience, or small cocks with which we need to compensate for.

2. A pointy metal object thrower that is NOT DEADLY OR DANGEROUS AT ALL, yet is used by nearly every mass murderer, coincidence? Of course not, they just have constant flash sales promoting this type of pointy shooty thing at Mass Murdermart.

3. A tool with which all persons, children, rapitsts, criminals, murderers, terrorists, fuzzy foreigners, republican domestic terrorists, people of faith, people of no faith, don't forget ANTIFA, protestors, people "supervising and offering medical aid" to protestors, and hell aliens upon arrival into this galaxy should be given and expected to have on their person at all mother fucking times because MURICA!!!!!!!!!!

Now now Grady, an ar-15 is no more dangerous than a hammer or chef's knife, even though hammers and chef knifes have practical safe uses that society greatly benefit from and would be lost without, and ar-15 is just a murdering machine, did I say machine I'm soooooo sorry go fuck your sister.

Well Buck & Jeb perhaps it's not really hunting or challenging to use an ar-15 to hunt, sorta like using a gattling gun to "hunt fish" in a bucket.

by ThumbsUpSisterFucker May 28, 2022

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