April 2nd

National drop kick your short friend day. If you see your short friends, you get a free pass to kick them.

Person 1: Yo... you know what day it is today?
Person 2: April 2nd, why?
Person 1: It's National drop kick your short friend day!

by flowerpower420 November 04, 2019

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April 19

The day that the most beautiful, smart, amazing, and nicest girl was born. If you know this girl or are able to be around her, you are the luckiest person in the entire world. Her smile will light up the room when she walks in.

Guy: when is your birthday?
Girl: April 19th
Guy: I am graced by your presence

by Big-oz March 26, 2020

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April 24

best birthday anyone could have.

zoe: hey when is yer birthday?
fiona: April 24
zoe: LUCKY

I was born on April 24, look how far ive come :P

by Cheesy Wonton April 23, 2011

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April 22

A day for people to be gay asf

Chad: wanna hook up?
Brad: No that’s gay
Chad: It’s April 22 tho

by ratratratratratratratratratrat October 19, 2019

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April 1

April 1 is national be stupid as fuck day! Just be stupid y'all..

Her: hey what day Is it?

Me: I wonder I dunno

Her: cmon seriously what day is it?
Me: I can't be serious it's April 1st

Her: and that means...?
Me: dummy it's national be stupid day
Her: ohhhh that makes sense I'll join

by MissBrain November 07, 2019

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