Amish twins

Two children, with the same parents, born on the same day of different years.

Tobias : Who’s birthday is first? Yours or your brother’s?
Ezekiel : My brother and I are Amish twins. We were both born on April 17th.

by Pappy J.P. October 25, 2020

Amish Homestyle

The act of having sex in complete darkness after cutting the power to your house

The farm boys could only dream of a lucky lady to do a little Amish homestyle in the farm house.

by pussyslaps October 26, 2020

Amish Kleenex

The practice of holding one nostril while simultaneously blowing out the other. You would usually lean over or away from your body so as not to blow snot all over yourself.

This saves one from nastying up one's sleeve(s). Since the Amish live a simple life they wouldn't have fancy store bought Kleenex.

"Dad's allergies were bothering him so bad while we were hiking he had to use the Amish Kleenex."

"I sneezed so much I used up all my tissues and had to use the ol' Amish Kleenex"

"I had to resort to the Amish Kleenex since it was Summer and I was sleeveless."

by @ChickieMamaK October 6, 2012

amish runway

The opposit of a landing strip. This is furry, unmanicured disaster.

Used in a sentence "I tried to go down on Martha, but she had an Amish Runway."

by Kirin sushitwink October 14, 2013

amish minute

when they say a minute an it takes thirty minutes

damn he said he would be here in a minute more like an amish minute(like30)

by jkram72 August 17, 2012

Amish moonbutter

A sexual act when you piss into an Amish persons asshole

“I made some Amish moonbutter with her last night”

by Dustyc0wb0y May 18, 2023

Amish

Black people - used ironically - because it's required.

'A group of 18 men broke into the post office', with no description.
'Yeah, it was the Amish again.'

by I am PulSe May 22, 2023