Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.
A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.
by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025
Get the Albert Arkwright’s Shopmug. If you are friends with someone named albert he will rage and scream alot. Will want to be called by flamingo.
by silililililili March 20, 2020
Get the albertmug. by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022
Get the albertmug. 
this is someone that is extremely innocent and cute when you just met him. He meant every single word he said and he let you know that you were special to him. He made a lot of sweet promises that he never thought about actually doing them which broke my heart. He could make me the happiest girl ever. This is someone that will make you cry over and over again for the same reason and this is someone that his feelings will change overnight. this is someone that i miss and i can't get over. We've had great times and this is the first person that i truly loved and got butterflies in my stomach for. i miss the old him and he has changed and my hands are tied. he
Albert:I wanna sit next y to her
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...
by ilovedyouuuuuuuxx June 14, 2018
Get the Albertmug. People with the name Albert are very sharp minded and show extraordinary intelligence levels. Usually very bright and have innovation mindset. Because of high amount of financial success, they have good luck with women but unfortunately their sexual orientation doesn't allow Albert to enjoy this success as Albert is gay.
by daredevilbawa69 January 9, 2022
Get the Albertmug. by NinjaOnSteroids March 30, 2020
Get the Albertmug.