A state of anxiety among middle-aged men, particularly in England that their rapidly deteriorating understanding of, relationship to and tolerance for modern 'culture' and 'values' has turned them into a simulacrum (look that up) of British TV and Radio personality Alan Partridge.
"I just spent ten minutes in Homebase trying to explain to a hungover piercings enthusiast why you can't safely run a two-and-a-half-kilowatt outdoor heater off a 10 amp extension lead, and she ran away crying. What have I become?"
"Oh don't worry. You're just having an attack of Alanoia, it'll pass. How's the Subaru?"
"Oh don't worry. You're just having an attack of Alanoia, it'll pass. How's the Subaru?"
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When consumed in a metabolic process, adenosine triphosphate converts either to adenosine diphosphate (ADP) or to adenosine monophosphate (AMP).
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Once you get the chance to know him, you'll have a hard time remembering what it was like before you knew him. He's the type of guy that could make someone fall completely and incandescently in love, without them even noticing, be it romantically or platonically. He's probably the easiest person to love ever, and the funny thing is that he doesn't even know it. You'll never feel alone if you have an Adan. He's the best thing to ever happen to you.
Once you get the chance to know him, you'll have a hard time remembering what it was like before you knew him. He's the type of guy that could make someone fall completely and incandescently in love, without them even noticing, be it romantically or platonically. He's probably the easiest person to love ever, and the funny thing is that he doesn't even know it. You'll never feel alone if you have an Adan. He's the best thing to ever happen to you.
A: I love Adan so much I don't even know how to express it to him. It's beyond words. He's the best friend I could ever ask for.
E: Why don't you post your feelings and hope that he sees it?
A: I think I will. He made me understand platonic soulmates.
E: Why don't you post your feelings and hope that he sees it?
A: I think I will. He made me understand platonic soulmates.
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