National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.

"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."

by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019

grab ass day

see anybody with a big ass grab that shittt

ouu imma grab yo shit today is grab ass day

by annabella13 September 24, 2019

Slap Ass Day

On November 10 you have to slap girl's ass. If she doesn't want to, slap it twice.

Boy *slaps girl's ass*
Girl: Why didi you do that?!
The boy: it's November 10, slap ass day

by Hossler's wife November 6, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

Best way to catch a case or get suspended

Yo is national grab ass day, you know what im doing first period

Bro, youre a retard, i gurantee jailtime

by FineCreation April 12, 2019

National Ass Grab Day (#2)

You thought April 11th was the only ass grab day, but you were wrong. We need more than one day a year to grab ass. So go up to a girl, grab their ass, and they can't take legal action. Because is ass grab day.

She said she would take me to court then I reminded her it was National Ass Grab Day (#2).

by Yung A-Dolf May 25, 2018

National Shake Dat Ass Day

National Shake dat ass day

Yo! It’s national shake dat ass day!! You gotta shake dat ass

by Kajdnabd May 25, 2022

grab ass day

august 29 is grab ass dayyyy

just go around and grab some azzzzss

august 29 is national grab ass day

by heybitchezzzzz August 27, 2019