When a Nine Year Old or Stupid Person wants to annoy someone for no reason and they think they are cool when they use it. Lets be honest we've seen these kids before.
by Lifeisfragile January 28, 2021
Person A:
"Email me if you are interested in renting the home"
Response:
"In you (spelling mistake) dreams, blah, blah, market won't hold that price...blah, blah, I am not interested in the home, but thought I would open my unproductive mouth anyway.. blah, blah!
Person A:
Learn how to spell, learn how to be tactful in your emails, and oh ya, "Who asked you anyway?"
"Email me if you are interested in renting the home"
Response:
"In you (spelling mistake) dreams, blah, blah, market won't hold that price...blah, blah, I am not interested in the home, but thought I would open my unproductive mouth anyway.. blah, blah!
Person A:
Learn how to spell, learn how to be tactful in your emails, and oh ya, "Who asked you anyway?"
by Disinterested September 03, 2008
When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
by Emitts79 May 20, 2011
by bajan_taliban October 01, 2007
Me: when do we have maths
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?
Tom Horne: When did I ask
Also Tom Horne in his head: Why didn't anyone yell "oooooooooooh" with me?
by Merco-_- April 23, 2020
This is the classic comeback used by people too retarded to think of a smart insult
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).
If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.
If you use this as a comeback, you are probably a-
Retard
Someone with a small dick
Someone with a iq smaller than their dick
Someone who has no dick
Someone who has no iq
Someone who gets 0 pussy and has 0 hoes
Someone who probably wears 10 foot platforms and thinks that they are some emo shithead that worships satan. (I'm looking at you, Bunny).
If you use this as a comeback, the person who you said it to has legal rights to beat the shit out of you and tear off your ears and shove them down your throat.
Guy 1: "I was at the park and my friend showed up. We had a great time."
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*
Guy 2: "Haha, when?"
Guy 1: "Oh it was yest-"
Guy 2: "No! When did I ask?!"
Guy 1: *Kicks other guy and knocks him out. Proceeds to rip Guy 2's ears off and shove them down their throat.*
by snerfl February 01, 2021
Whenever someone says, "...if you ask me" at the end of a rant-'n'-rave-statement, he is acknowledging that he is feeling ignored. Do NOT encourage him by making ANY response or acknowledgement whatsoever --- this is merely a "fishing" statement to see if anyone's willing to listen to his whiny crybaby blather, so if he senses that anyone at all is even mildly receptive to him, he will not shut up for the next hour! You've been warned.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021