Mossed

When you absolutely own someone in a game, usually with a one-tap
*gets headshot* Fuckin mossed 'em bois.
by The epic dude July 11, 2018
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moss lung

The crippling pain and wheeze your lungs produce caused from built up pressure from smoking baccy bongs
James: “*cough* *cough* fuck me mate that cone romped me”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”
by Gandalf the GOAT October 20, 2021
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Jayla Moss

An overachiever but a great friend. She can be a bit much sometimes but we love this bitchhhh.
Jayla moss will help you with homework then joke around with you.
by spiritanimal360 April 26, 2019
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Teeth Moss

You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)
Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.
by Poopymcpissson June 10, 2021
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Swaggiest Moss

Found on Tiktok making bad videos for bad people who also ate clay once! Very swaggy (as the name suggests) Moss’s natural habitat is under your couch so watch out

If you give it cheese it will do a lil dance! And maybe gift you with a rock
by ThePhantomOpera June 14, 2022
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Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!
You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!
by JuggaloDundee November 17, 2023
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eat a taki moss

this phrase originates from the 2012 TMNT show, in which April O’Neil attempts to say ‘itadakimas’ but fails miserably like the gringa she is
Person 1: What yummy sushi! Eat a taki moss!
Moss: You know I can’t handle spicy food
by homo_simpson February 28, 2025
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