Melissa. J. B.

cuts apples with a knife, then eats them. Because they think its makes them a more etiquitte indiviual. They shower often, and don't pluck their eyebrows. But they are stunning anyways. They have a limited wardrobe but seem to never run out of new clothes. Very athletic but act like a awkward girl. They like to lounge around the house all day in either too small or oversized housecoats. They do odd things like carve pencil crayons with kitchen knives, or chew plastic spoons. Quite often have older and much hotter sister who are alomost an inch shorter but make up for that loss of height in at-it-tude !
Melissa J. B. kick ass, to put it simply !
Person #1 I was playing basket ball last night
Person #2 Oh, any Melissa. J. B. s in the other team?

Person #1 Why are you cutting up that apple
Person #2 Oh I don't know..
Person #1 Pulling a Mel J. B
by kaygurk! February 11, 2010
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Fat Shit Melissa

600 pound Puerto Rican cow from Brooklyn NY.
There goes Fat Shit Melissa Fruente
by NotIntoFatShits December 22, 2022
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Dirty melissa

When a girl get super drunk and try’s to go down in her best friend then pees the bed!
How was your girls night last weekend? It was great until my best friend pulled a dirty melissa on me!
by Dirty chia April 15, 2020
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Melissa J.

A person who goes to High School in Canada. She takes part in bragging about everything that she does and talks negatively about pretty much everything and also constantly talks about her sexual history.

She partakes in conversing with the people around her even though realistically she has NO real friends. She also has a thing for complaining about how her life sucks majority of the time and that everyone is trying to bring her down.
Melissa J. says she had sex with *insert imaginary number here* guys.

Melissa J. argues about how her day sucks and everyone is trying to bring her down. If you ever meet someone like this, it is best to not be friends with her or else you will have a major drama every 5 seconds.
by Khaini May 19, 2010
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melissa auf der maur

a very smart, arty, canadian singer, who has a clear vision on what she wants to do that has been in hole for 5 years(1994-1999) and the smashing pumpkins for 2 years as a bassist.

bass / guitar player who is very stylish and wairs unique(frenchy) clothing who looks good in orange&brown.
melissa auf der maur is very skinny.
melissa auf der maur knows how to live a full life!!
by xCHRISx December 05, 2004
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Melissa loves Shawn Mendes

Melissa is a person who loves Shawn Mendes. She is crazy bout him . Melissa loves to watch Shawn Mendes edits and Sc record them. Melissa and Shawn will Probably date 2019 ❤️ coming soon
Shawn* Breathes*

Melissa *heart attack of his perfection *

That's the definition of "Melissa loves Shawn Mendes"
by ShawnsWife October 12, 2018
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Muhammad and Melissa

2 great lovers who are guaranteed to love each other forever
for love, for example, you'll always see Muhammad and Melissa being together. making out
by Marco de lobo May 30, 2023
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