Cell Phone DJ

Douchebags who walk along with their cell phones playing music like a miniature 1980's Ghetto Blaster.
Steve: "Wheres that tinny, irritating music coming from?"
Tom: "The douchebag over there. Damn Cell Phone DJ."
Steve: "Hasnt that asshole heard of ear buds?"
by @theosus September 12, 2011
mugGet the Cell Phone DJmug.

cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.
After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.
by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014
mugGet the cell phone sideburnmug.

cell block spinner

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.
Anthony survived being locked up by becoming a cell block spinner.
by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019
mugGet the cell block spinnermug.

Skin Cell Beach

Skin Cell Beach - is a beach on an office desk made up of skin cells. Usually in the shape of a half moon in front of where the person would normally sit. Its black and nasty skin cells that have been amassed over a long period of time and never cleaned.
how can you sit over there at skin cell beach? why don't you clean that thing?
by TurtleHDpokinU May 27, 2011
mugGet the Skin Cell Beachmug.

wasted a sperm cell

wasted sperm cell is an insult you can use on somebody to say that they are a worthless piece of s*it. but keep in mind this insult is so bad it got me suspended from school for 3 days
by Hitler.Sucks April 19, 2021
mugGet the wasted a sperm cellmug.

pink cell phone

After an anal adventure... uncircumcised penises will trap a large collection of shit and anal sex residue. Later on after the anal adventure, for the woman a blow job is very unpleasant .
I pink cell phoned with this chick yesterday.
by Masterkor73 February 16, 2007
mugGet the pink cell phonemug.

cell phone party

When a bunch of teens get into a room and when the lights go out and the cell phones go on and everybody gets naked! (cell phones are for pictures and texts to friends of the party)
Nick:hey are you goin to that cell phone party
Jordan M:Hells ye nick we gunna have a good time!
by ale g 288 March 11, 2008
mugGet the cell phone partymug.

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