Buff and Polish

The action required to look your very best.

It was our first date and I wanted to impress. I took extra time to buff and polish.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

science buff

similar to a history buff, but with science.

a science buff will usually bring up lots of science facts or study constantly, not just on one specific thing but they seem obsessed with science in general.

guy: did you know george is in science club?

gal: yeah, didn’t you know he was a science buff?

by globaldumbassery May 22, 2022

buff Q

Buff Q is basically a joke. It's a video where a person that looks extremely close to Quackity with huge muscles is playing with what it seems like a dog. Quackity confirmed it wasn't him.

Person A: Man, have you seen the Buff Q meme? It's hilarious!
Person B: No? What? Are you okay?

by ShrineBow July 20, 2021

turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018

Buff Tyrone

Buff Tyrone is a slang word for monkey that both either don't follow rules, or annoy other people or just a zimma.

Person 1: You know that kid in class today?

Person 2: Ya what about him?
Person 1: He went total Buff Tyrone when class was about to end.

by I'm The Epic Guy August 31, 2018

Buff Boudishan

A Caucasian male, usually (but not always) from the US state of Louisiana, who possesses higher than average levels of testosterone. Buff boudishans, or "ruff roudishan" or simply "boudishan" for short, are known to inject anabolic steroids on a regular basis, drink heavy amounts of alcohol, pick unnecessary fights at bars, "hook up" with other people's girlfriends, have tattoos, and/or make grunting noises with other buff boudishans out in public.

There's no way I'm going to Westlake. Way too many buff boudishans out there, it's scary!

by Bossman Blanchard January 7, 2014

Buff-block

When a male in a bar tries to pick up a girl, and is cock-blocked by his own need to be tougher than every other guy there.

"Dude did you hear about Brad at the bar last night? Some guy told him he couldn't down more shots than him, and he ended up buff-blocking himself from some chick that thought he was chill."

by Unarmedanddangerous September 20, 2015