barney buttoned

When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.

Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.

by JaeTonic March 1, 2018

Barney

The Lord and savior we must all praise \/

BARNEY IS LOVE BARNEY IS LIFE

by BARNEY IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR May 26, 2018

barney moment

when someone does something extremely unfunny

damn bro that's a barney moment for sure

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020

barney

Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.

"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

stage 5 clinger clinger

by jbttum3 March 2, 2010

Barney The Snowman

Barney The Snowman is god and we shall praise him, he is our leader and we shall grovel at his feet. He was killed by jesus. Your welcome.

Cr:Human

My god is Barney The Snowman.

by Ineedtopee May 9, 2020

barney moment

when someone is extremely funny

damn that's a barney moment for sure.

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020

barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife

a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019