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Cass Morris

Cass Morris is my fav eshay bruv and is very cool. If you ever meet a Cass Morris ask them what happened in Cotten on
Omg who is that

That’s Cass Morris
Oh that’s right I have to ask what happened in Cotten on
by Big_b00ty_bl33ps November 23, 2021
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Morris

This person typically tries to one-up everyone they speak to.
I can eat a 12 oz steak!

Morris: well I can eat a 16 oz steak!
by Jimmy6969 June 27, 2017
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Morris

When a drunk girl (or guy) vomits on a penis while giving a blow job.
"That drunk chick was cool until she gave me a Morris, I'm still picking chunks out of my pubes."
by Widowmater. October 21, 2017
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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
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Mr Morris skibidi

Mr morris means some blondish brown hair that is a math teacher hes very cool and very sexy

he teaches students how to do equations and will make u pass every gcse test ever

hes a very cool guy and very handsome and gyat but hes very strict when it comes to sitting plans and he should maybe be nicer next time ;)
'Mr morris": Yo wsg gang hang
Students: wsp mr momomorris

Mr morris skibidi
by skibidi toilet math babay morr November 19, 2023
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Morris

A short guy with a penis longer than his height
A:how did Morris’s morris reach the ceiling
by Phantom lol March 6, 2022
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Morris.

MORRIS.:
Handsome young man and very cool person. They are very smart and loyal. Even though they are very quiet, their actions speaks louder.
The guy everyone was thinking about is Morris.
by Cynott November 23, 2021
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