A standard unit of size (volume) or mass equal to a Morris Oxford motor car.
Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Normally used to express incredulity at the comic size of an object or feature.
Dude 1: Jesus - look at the size of that guys head....
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.
Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
Dude 2: it's massive - it's a planetoid of a head ... Etc.
Dude 1: it must be at least 0.8 of a Morris....
Dude 2: Way! Maybe even a full Morris - The Morris!
Dude 1: No Way - a full Morris can bend light it's so massive!!!!
by PWO 159 March 18, 2010
Get the The Morrismug. by eddiemabo68 October 31, 2023
Get the Charlie Morrismug. (n)
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.
2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
Get the Hairy Morrismug. Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.
by QueenGeneseeCounty May 21, 2018
Get the Mount Morrismug. Mr morris means some blondish brown hair that is a math teacher hes very cool and very sexy
he teaches students how to do equations and will make u pass every gcse test ever
hes a very cool guy and very handsome and gyat but hes very strict when it comes to sitting plans and he should maybe be nicer next time ;)
he teaches students how to do equations and will make u pass every gcse test ever
hes a very cool guy and very handsome and gyat but hes very strict when it comes to sitting plans and he should maybe be nicer next time ;)
by skibidi toilet math babay morr November 19, 2023
Get the Mr Morris skibidimug. by Phantom lol March 6, 2022
Get the Morrismug. MORRIS.:
Handsome young man and very cool person. They are very smart and loyal. Even though they are very quiet, their actions speaks louder.
Handsome young man and very cool person. They are very smart and loyal. Even though they are very quiet, their actions speaks louder.
by Cynott November 23, 2021
Get the Morris.mug.