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Jared Green

Jared Green is known for being arrogant. He is a lightweight and likes getting clapped by daddy cole. He’s referred to as soft and a baby back bitch.
That dude got drunk off of 2 white claws ... what a Jared Green.
by genius77889 November 2, 2020
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jared naicker

Such an inspiration if u want to be an annoying person.
Ahhh why you touched?, Jared Naicker don't get touched plz 😭💀
Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS
by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020
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Jared Sunnerberg

THE MOST BADASS PERSON YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!
Man, have you seen Jared Sunnerberg lately, he's so fuckin badass
by DxRxOxCxK224 October 31, 2011
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Jared DiRosa

Fatass faggot. No bitches wanna fuck this nigga. He got a small ass dick, that shit tiny. Nigga got bad breath don't go near him. He never showers
Eww its Jared DiRosa
Jared DiRosa is a faggot
by jareddirosaisafaggot April 2, 2014
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Poopy Jared

hahajajajahaha poopy jared
jared: yo
me: haha poopy jared hahajajahaha
by hahapoopyjared December 23, 2020
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Dirty Jared

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.
Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.
by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012
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jared brown

Someone with paint on their face, and likes touching men.
Jared Brown, that's the kid with paint on his face.
by Killer3001 May 20, 2016
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