james

james is the guy that you regret ever liking - he used to be different. and then he changed, and nOW he’s the BIGGesT FucKBOY aT yOuR WHole ScHOool.

“james is such a dickhead though - why do you still like him?”

by oof_i_did_it_again September 29, 2018

James

The person who looks up his own name on Urban Dictionary

He is such a James!

by Garland_boy March 8, 2020

James

He's crazy, pretty smart and one of his best friends has a crush on him. He might seem gay but he's not. A really good friend and will never make you feel alone ever again. He is very funny and tall.

James: HEY!
Female Friend: Yes?
James: Kill yourself
*laughter*

by anonymous September 14, 2020

James

a disgusting, annoying little brat who everyone wants to kill he is such a bitch he has scoliosis and eats aborted babies for breakfast, lunch and dinner. everyone hates him. Always says bruh and sucks at basketball and life. He is a gay fuck who suck dick so much he got syphilis and herpes.

PS he is the most annoying person in the world.

I FUCKING HATE YOU JAMES
YOUR SUCH A JAMES
"BRUH" THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY

by I have a degree February 26, 2020

James

A very loving boy who will fall in love and lose the love of his life for a HUGE mistake, but then finally win her back by being the sweetest and more perfect boy EVER. A James will usually be 100% freaky and 100% Sweet and 100% romantic. He will fall in love with this girl and become so comfortable. They will live together and love forever.

"Awee, look how cute they are, he's being so sweet!"
"She must be with a James then"

by Alexia Kay July 7, 2018

James

The dumbest smart boy you will ever meet. Prefers kicking to socializing with humans. His eyebrows go straight across his face and he employs a total of three different facial expressions. Loves eating kiwis with the skins on. Is the human embodiment of a cringey martial arts movie. His neck is the same width of his head. Only speaks to say weird things no one was talking about and no one understands. Says things like "awkward silence" out loud and thinks it's socially acceptable. Loves jacking off to magic the gathering lore.

Wow look at that weirdo doing a back flip by himself in the corner, what a James.

by Youreverydaymegabitch February 27, 2019

James

A huge headass. The definition of a noodlehead. Will definitely take care of you if you're blackout drunk and then roast you endless for the days that follow. Rarely sweet but a good friend. Extremely loud.

Person: That loud person is definitely a James.

by noodlehead26 September 1, 2018