ribbon cutter

One with a penis so small he, there is no way of him popping a cherry.

Copy that ribbon cutter. Joe is going to try to use his ribbon cutter tonight

by Jeepinit247 November 18, 2013

Comb-Cutter

comb-cutter:/ koam-cut-ter: when a terd is unusually long and girthy, therefore requires the use of a grandparent's comb to chop into smaller, more manageable segments that will properly flush down the toilet.

Oh man that wet burrito sure produced a comb-cutter!

Dude! That comb-cutter made my asshole bleed! I had to chop it into 6 pieces!!!

by bitesplintsexy69 October 26, 2010

Angle Cutter

A tool that doesn't fucking exsist.

Boss: "Hey Bob, I need you to buy an Angle Cutterfor work."

Bob: "That fucking tool is not real!"

by Triklord October 1, 2016

diagonal cutter

A lesbian that has male features. Same as a dike

Dude look at that diagonal cutter over there. Hers is probably bigger then yours!

by Frostytip October 6, 2022

brother cutter

A slang term describing a pocket knife.

Hey, man, can I borrow your brother cutter for a minute? Gotta open that package of bacon...

by PigMeatLover March 30, 2012

Cookie Cutter

someone who is copies everything you do.

yh man he’s just a cookie cutter

by jhusiselite May 1, 2019

crud cutter

When a group of several friends collect their dick cheese, and cut it in with a few lines of coke.

Billy was doing Crud Cutter bumps off the toilet seat lastnight.

by dirstnam October 26, 2017