Cat

The power of a god.

Meow Meow I'm a Cat!

by Frozap February 1, 2022

cat

a bipedal animal with pointed ears and lots of human food is toxic to them

person 1: did you feed the cat their cat food
person 2: no
cat: I FUCKING NEED FOOD

by im a fucking idiot March 8, 2022

Cat

The cutest animal on the entire planet, and if you think other wise you can catch these hands.

This cat is very cute.

by Princess_Wario October 4, 2021

Cat

The best thing to ever exist

I love cats

by Salty sock October 8, 2021

cat

annoying feline creatures

the cat got stuck in the tree in a cartoon so they call the entire fire department to get them down even though they can just jump

by the person who exists February 17, 2022

cat

A beautiful and adorable creature that almost everyone loves.Its so cute and makes people feels comfy or more relaxed.There are a lot of bred of cats but they are all cute to me!

Look!A cat!!

by b4by_fl3abag August 15, 2021

Cat

Fluffy, all powerful spike lord. Although dim, not to be trifled with. Do not partake in physical combat with a cat, and leave petting to a minimum.

Digression advice: Cat nearby

Pet the cat at your own volition

I was petting the cat when I felt it... The blood slowly draining from my arm was coming out quicker and quicker, and couldn't be stopped. I put a bandage on it, but it still would not stop. The bandage was a rag wetted with blood, but the cat was still not pleased. I could feel a sharp pain in my chest, the left side of it as every nerve in my chest screamed in agony. I could feel my heart, or rather felt not feeling it. Everything went dark as I got colder and colder. Colder... Colder... Colder...

by FancaySpeve June 1, 2021