To denounce all good qualities of another person. That they will not live up to your standards of being a human being.
by TheTasteofUnicornMeat April 22, 2017
It's the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the Omegle online chat website. Some say it's not even answered by the Caped Crusader himself, just a mad lady trying to kidnap you.
You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Oh hello. May I please speak with Batman?
You: Speaking duh, thats why its called the Batman Hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.
You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Fucking sweet!
You: Erm...
Stranger: Hello Batman Hotline.
Stranger: I was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the Batmobile.
Stranger: You ran over my baby.
Stranger: Oh hello. May I please speak with Batman?
You: Speaking duh, thats why its called the Batman Hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.
You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Fucking sweet!
You: Erm...
Stranger: Hello Batman Hotline.
Stranger: I was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the Batmobile.
Stranger: You ran over my baby.
by Chocoeater February 21, 2010
a gameing move mostly used in fps games where you sneek behind someone and right before you kill them with a melee move you say im batman
guy1: man i was playing halo last night and tod got behind me and im batmand me
guy2: that happend to me last week on cod
guy2: that happend to me last week on cod
by THE RHOG November 09, 2010
In a similiar vain as spiderman a ho or superman a ho.
Batmanning a ho entails a surprise entry into the "batcave" followed by a load of skeet to chest (to symbolize the batman logo) while saying "bam, kersplat, pow, etc..." as an omage to the Adam West Batman.
Batmanning a ho entails a surprise entry into the "batcave" followed by a load of skeet to chest (to symbolize the batman logo) while saying "bam, kersplat, pow, etc..." as an omage to the Adam West Batman.
"I batmanned your mom last night"
"Don't simply have sex, batman a ho"
To batman a ho is to know jesus.
"Don't simply have sex, batman a ho"
To batman a ho is to know jesus.
by Skullthuggery November 13, 2007
"dude, that shit was totally awesome!"
switch awesome with Batman (adjective):
"dude that shit was totally Batman!"
switch awesome with Batman (adjective):
"dude that shit was totally Batman!"
by Twisted Paper Clip October 31, 2011
My girl is gonna whip me good tonight because I have been naughty boy. Better find my batman costume.
by Pervy Sage March 25, 2010
by Blake Adams October 17, 2007