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Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away
Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay
by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023
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Brendan Fraser

That moment in your life when you reminisce on those times where you used to be fit and cool but now you've become depressed, fat and forgotten.
Man I used to have a healthy BMI, now I've gone straight Brendan Fraser
by Virgin Antechinus November 24, 2020
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Brendan

A complete DEVIL. C. H. A. O. S
I don't like Brendan so l'm not a part of this. Brendan is egoistic.
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Brendan

An anime character. "The Jolly Ginger". "GingerBreadman". Has his own bankai. A high schooler with his own anime.
Yo, you see Brendan fight that *insert generic anime villain*! It was sick!
by Lightrell September 30, 2017
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Brendan

Brendan is the alternative spelling of Brandon and this definition exists only because of the instagram trend.
"Brendan? Oh you mean Brandon?"

B: "Oh man i couldn't find my name on urban dictionary."
A: "What's your name?"
B: "Brandon but like, Brendan"
A: "Hold my beer, bReNdAn"
by Icantbenamed November 22, 2021
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Brendan

Brendan is a little skinny teenager. He is so gay he looks at other guys butts so he can watch people slap them, he doesn't do it himself because he is a repeated sexual offender to all males. He is so easy to beat up that you could tickle him and his ribs would crack and his lungs will collapse. He is the gayest recorded person in the entire solar system and would kiss a guy with any chance that he gets. His mum is also ∞⁹⁹⁹⁹ pounds and super obese. She is the biggest thing in the observable universe and everything in the universe is at a high risk of being consumed by her.
Hey look, it's Brendan the gayest guy on earth. Let's go beat him up
by Jetason March 21, 2022
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Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022
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