Magic Chord

A Gmaj7add9 . Possibly the prettiest chord in existence. Playing this has the same effect as playing an arpeggio on the piano. It will seduce women immediately.

This chords uses the notes G B D F# and A.

In guitar tablature:
e|---5--
B|---0--
G|---0---
D|---4---
A|---5---
E|---3---
I played that chick the magic chord on my acoustic axe. Almost immediately I was knee-deep in clunge.
by Antennas July 28, 2011
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Daddy Magic

The source of all magic in the Dungeons & Daddies, that all the main characters have access to. Not a random WWE wrestler.
The original dads only beat their dads because of OP Daddy Magic
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magic idiot

Somebody who appears and demonstrates signs of being dumb but secretly is a genius in their own way or field.
No person can remember all that yet not know how to spell cheese. She must be a magic idiot.
by Danny Schertz August 16, 2018
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Magical Forest

The Magic Forest or Magical Forest is another name for the shit ton of hair surrounding a man reproductive organ.
Dude 1: Bro I was totally going to bang Jennifer last night but my Magical Forest started to itch.
Dude 2: Bro that totally sucks you should try GoldBond Medicated Powder™ for a relieving feeling.
Dude 1: Thanks so much bro I appreciate the advice.
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Airport Magic

a unique constellation in the space/time continuum that temporarily gives one a James Bond-like ability to pass through airport security and check-in procedures in record time.

"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."
"Ben got from the parking lot to the gate in about 15 minutes. Airport Magic."
by Vatu July 26, 2015
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pp magic

pp magic is a certain type of magician who can make your pp dissapear
Jim: yo bobby where yo penis at?
Bobby: The pp magician used pp magic on me
Jim: Oh sick dude! epic
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Magic Xylophone

1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.

2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.

Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”

“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”
by RollinNollin November 04, 2020
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