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Jeep your Diddles

Considered to be a more polite phrasing of referring to masturbation or any way of touching sex organs.
Leah: Do you jeep your diddles
Danielle: lol yeah

You may also substitute the "your" for pronouns

Sabrina: Did you hear that she jeeped his diddles?
Emily: Really?
by theelusiveweeaboo February 21, 2015
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Stretching your Cornucopia

To spread your legs in such a way that your nutsack will separate from your inner thigh.
"Aw man, are you stretching your Cornucopia?"
by Griff Law April 6, 2015
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Lose Your Dnim

The title for Teen Wolf: Season 3b. It sums up what happened to one of the main characters: Stiles Stilinski. He becomes possessed by an evil Japanese spirit known as the Nogitsune, or Void Kitsune, and goes insane- becoming trapped in his own mind. His body, under the control of the Nogitsune, goes on a homicidal rampage with the Oni, (ancient shadow samurai), feeding on pain and destruction- of which the Nogitsune gets pleasure from.
Jeff: Get ready for Season 6! The last Season! You might just...Lose Your Dnim...
Me: Damnit Jeff.
by Void_Ludwig September 3, 2016
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cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
by coolyourtools September 8, 2016
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Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.
Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.
by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017
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halt your carriage

said to someone when they’re being sus and need to slow down
Bro 1: “Ima fuck this bitch tonight bro no cap”
Bro 2: “Bro halt your carriage you needa slow down on this shit
by NalaWyu February 23, 2019
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flicking your tit

When you’re joking with somebody and you want to make it clear that you’re just joking around.

Similar to: I’m just joshing around.
Oh gee Gabby, I wasn’t serious about you eating my ass! I was just flicking your tit!
by nojh June 26, 2018
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