Alice: Aaawww all these dogs are so cute! I wish i could pet them all!
Bob: Rule 34P, you definitely can, but you have to be prepared and at full petting capacity, otherwise you'll overdose on cuteness!
Alice: Totally worth it! I would rather die from too much petting than without it!
Bob: Rule 34P, you definitely can, but you have to be prepared and at full petting capacity, otherwise you'll overdose on cuteness!
Alice: Totally worth it! I would rather die from too much petting than without it!
by Artiquno May 29, 2018
When all else fails.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
Read the directions.
Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.
After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!
by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023
"Did you hear that Larry slept with that girl in Florida?"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"
"Yes but he doesn't consider it cheating because they agreed to Holiday Rules"
"Really?"
"Yes, his girlfriend Sarah had a bukake last year when she went to Spain"
by too_hot_to_handle May 27, 2023
Rule 34.35
by UserNoReply March 01, 2020
Me: hey, you have nice abs, can i ask you a question?? Wait never mind....
Kevin: you have to ask. It’s an unspoken rule of social law. Part of our social contract. No saying something and then taking it back before even saying it... rule #237
Kevin: you have to ask. It’s an unspoken rule of social law. Part of our social contract. No saying something and then taking it back before even saying it... rule #237
by Pidgepidge September 01, 2020
If it exists, someone is masturbating to it or once has masturbated to it
This applies to individual videos, concepts, etc
This applies to individual videos, concepts, etc
RULE 34.1 in ACTION
Video of a bird choking on a cigarette bud: Exists
Some horny man: *Whips it out*
Video of a bird choking on a cigarette bud: Exists
Some horny man: *Whips it out*
by Razorclaw the crab April 02, 2021
Also know as the "urinal rule". When someone is using a stall in a men's bathroom, the next person to come in must use a urinal at least two stalls down.
Hey Billy, try not to invade my personal space in the bathroom next time. Make sure to follow the Two Stall Rule.
by yayy1212 October 16, 2020