friends that fuck

A friend with which you occasionaly engage in sexual activity ranging from mutual masterbation to oral sex to intercourse. A true "FTF" relationship seldom involves kissing. If your kissing, its probably more than just a friend.

by David Inside Intel May 7, 2003

fuck Q

1. an expression used when you are annoyed with someone, but don't want to offend them too badly. Generally used with an acquaintance.

2.hating the letter Q

Person 1: I'm sorry, but you're wrong
Person 2: No, I'm not, I'm right, YOU'RE wrong.
Person 1: Well. I'm sorry you feel that way. However, I'm still right.
Person 2: ........Grrr.....FUCK Q.

You know what? it's the worst letter. it really sucks. Fuck it. FUCK Q.

by grassberryandkimbo January 26, 2009

fucking the dog

Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.

by phreak_1983 January 1, 2006

fucking ridiculous

adj. - Unbelievable. Often used to describe that which is beyond the scope of human comparison.

1: I think they should have named that biography "Lance Armstrong: Fucking Ridiculous."
2: No shit. You know who else is fucking ridiculous? Carl Johnson (of San Andreas fame).

by Irrelevant March 14, 2005

fucking superman

An insane clone of superman with testosterone for blood, who flies through the air throwing pelvic thrusts and dry humping anything that gets in his way. The raw force of his flying leaps can smash most supervillains at the molecular level. Fucking Superman does not dicriminate between man, woman, animal, or inanimate object. He cannot be stopped by conventional weapons, but he can be rendered helpless if the source of his power comes into contact with latex. He is considered to be several times stronger than the normal superman.

If Fucking Superman can't pound his way through it, Superman wouldn't stand a chance!

by The Cuthbert Gobblecock Literary Fund of America February 18, 2004

fucking ian

A way to decribe an Idividual named Ian who acts in ways that annoy the shit out of you, yet does it subtle enough not to confront them about it. Fucking Ian!

Person 1:What is he doing?
Person 2: I don't even know man its just fucking Ian!

by Hottaco July 6, 2015

Derivative of fuck

What generally spews of the mouth of a calculus student when they have no fucking clue what all the squiggly lines mean and don't happen to be Asian.

"Do you need help"
"yes, what is the derivative of fuck"

by Not A freaking Asian math nerd November 26, 2013