The Otz Law of Map Offerings

A law created by the streamer Otzdarva,

In the multiplayer, non-symetrical, survivle horror game Dead by Daylight, when a player chooses to use a Map Offering, a speciel item the lets them choose the map in which the match will take place, they will disconnect after thirty to ninty seconds due them being babies, and play the game purely to abuse the other team and cry when they fail to do so.
"Kate sent us to Badham, if The Otz Law of Map Offerings is correct, she should DC any second now!"
by Clonfish June 24, 2024
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Freeman's Law

"Any item of outrage shall be forgotten by the time a more complex solution or answer has revealed itself."

Akin to the Murray Gell-mann law as suggested by Michael Crichton, this law deals with the cascading effects of outrage on social forums such as Facebook and subsequent amnesia when the outrage has subsided. Various types of mindless shaming and outrage may be considered, and the law is applicable to situation where the cause of the outrage turns out to have been false after but where the negative effect is not reversed.
A pediatrician in England fell foul of the Freeman's law after it emerged that the angry mob had falsely thought them a pedophile.
by TurboBaconator September 05, 2015
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by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Stephenson's Law

The tendency of a party to copy-and-paste a set of rules relating to an area of knowledge one has a limited understanding of into an agreement, especially when this action is done after a particularly brief google search of the knowledge area.

The term is may have originated among neck-bearded keyboard-commando's, but its precise history is unclear.
"Why do you think they put those terms into the contract?"

"Oh, I dunno. Stephenson's Law I guess."
by chubb-c December 02, 2021
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Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.
I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.
by neiltherealdeal May 18, 2015
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Law of Sevens

The theory that when asked to rate something on a scale 1-10, people disproportionately answer "7." Most common in rating people's appearance but applies to all facets of life.
Tony: She's cute -- probably a 7 out of 10.
Jack: Are you sure you're not succumbing to the Law of Sevens?
Tony: You're right, I'd say she's an 8.
by Blue Collar Bandit February 04, 2022
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