water

noun
1.
a colorless, transparent, odorless liquid that forms the seas, lakes, rivers, and rain and is the basis of the fluids of living organisms.
2.
a stretch or area of water, such as a river, sea, or lake.
"the lawns ran down to the water's edge"
one of the four elements in ancient and medieval philosophy and in astrology (considered essential to the nature of the signs Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces).
"a water sign"
the water of a mineral spring as used medicinally for bathing in or drinking.
plural noun: the waters
"resorts where southerners came to take the waters"
a solution of a specified substance in water.
"ammonia water"

"My friend offered me a glass of water"
"He watered the plants in the yard"

by Weirdafuiufudisew July 9, 2019

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019

Water Thug

A Pirate

We were boarded but water thug’s

by JackThrRipper July 18, 2019

watered his house

It means masturbation

Jeff got bored and watered his house

by Lilabe July 19, 2019

Rob Water

When your raging alcoholic relative named Rob pours himself a glass that is 90% Vodka and 10% Water.

Ex:

"Whatcha got there Rob?"
"Some water."
"My God man, this is totally a glass of Vodka!"
"Didn't say it was all water."
"We'll just agree to call this Rob water."

by Derpy Leaf Horse July 27, 2019

Water

Not Capetown omegalul

bruh you know what water is you fucking faggot

by bruhnigga26 July 29, 2019

Water

Thunder juice, gives you strength speed and stops you from dying

I neeeeeeed!!! Water

by An h cu if dumb July 31, 2019