Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

rizzly bear

when a mf has so much rizz he literally turns in a fucking bear and the hoes ride him

that mf has so much rizz he turned into a mf bear call him a rizzly bear jesus christ

by kingbadmon December 17, 2022

Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.

Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.

by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007

Bear trap

when a woman in her 30's stops taking birth control, to trap a man into a relationship by having a baby on purpose.

she'd done laid a bear trap

by ella-ness September 20, 2020

Fightin' The Bear

Someone who spends way too much time on the toilet, usually 45 minutes or more.

A person who takes too long to shit

"Hey, anybody seen Reid?"

"Oh yeah he's in the bathroom, been in there about an hour"

"Damn, he must be in there fightin' the bear"

by Whompusburger69 October 11, 2025

Jae Bear

Someone who uses cute language and is able to make your day brighter.

here comes my jae bear

by crudefervor April 14, 2024

Polar Bear Head

Cold hands, lots of teeth.

"I think Freds a virgin. Last night he gave me Polar Bear Head."

by Childofthelight March 1, 2014