anal distrify

Malfunction in the ass which rectiles water into your shitter pipes

Marcio had the shits for 3 weeks so Marcio now has an anal distrify

by Piss seapage May 16, 2016

anal bombing

Anal Bombing is when you drop so many items into the anal hole, that the anal hole feels like its going to explode.

Omg, youre anal bombing my anus dude!

by I Know Weird Stuff May 11, 2016

anal mannequin

A life size doll made specifically for anal pleasure

Yo dog i just bought an anal mannequin 2000

by Gigady Foo mcskeeter September 22, 2016

holy anal

When you have anal sex with your partner in a church parking lot before you go in.

Every Sunday we do holy anal.

by Holy anal September 12, 2016

anal haze

When the anus feels like it needs wiped after a fart. Aka sharted.

I have been crop dustin all night. I got that anal haze.

by Householder0609 September 5, 2016

anal trumpet

When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet

Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet

by TrÜtH September 4, 2016

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016