Milk man

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Person 1: did you watch milk mans new video
Person 2: who?
Person 3: ted idiot.

by Alastair2828 May 24, 2021

milking (content)

When someone is refering to a person milking a situation, they are talking about that person talking about it too much.

Woah, you are really milking (content) this drama for all it's worth!

by Bum willy master August 20, 2024

Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Fembzi Milk

Newbzi except he turned into a femboy, and volunteered to be converted into an edible liquid that, when consumed, gets you high for 2 minutes tops, and enhanced speed.

i wanna get the fembzi milk inside me...

by qdlit October 14, 2024

Cockolate Milk

Milked from the blackest dudes in Africa to give you the strength to pick cotton all day then play a full game of football with out game fatigue.

Eric guzzled his Cockolate Milk till his tummy hurt because of the great salty taste & still kicked his 1 field goal in triple overtime to win the game.

by Jizmasters October 26, 2024

Simon's Milk

Milk that is drank by all of his friend circle but him, even though he wants the milk the most. Oiginates from Simons lover and is then passed around the group, taking a load of cum from each person, except for Simon. The milk then goes back to Simons lover, where she drinks it and prepares for the next batch of milk.

Friend 1: Yo you got some of that Simon's milk
Friend 2: Yeah yeah of course I got a lil just gotta finish my load first
Simon: Where a my a milk??

by themilkermanthemilkmanmilkmilk December 4, 2024