Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz September 27, 2012

wet debt

Being in debt so much, that it is hard to meet it, which makes you sweat. Hence, it becomes a wet debt.

Harry is in a wet debt, because he is unable to make ends meet as he lost his job.

by Vipansh November 28, 2013

wet jeremy

The sexual act of ejaculating in your partner's ear. Named after the well known porn star Ron Jeremy

Guy1: was about to finish so I pulled out and came in her ear!

Guy2: no way! You gave her a wet Jeremy?!?!

by phatsauce February 12, 2014

Wet bag

An insult to chance sutton

"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"

by Wahtttttttttttt July 31, 2017

wet nicky

The act of taking a nicotine pouch, soaking it in beer, and boofing it.

That guy is an animal. He gave himself a double wet nicky.

by Dyrty Byrdy May 9, 2024

wet fast

Only drinking water during an intermittent fast.

I'm having a wet fast, you know, just drinking water for 12 hours with no food at all.

by mortynotricky April 12, 2024