A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021

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Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole

Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!

by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021

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Wet hair

When you are washing your hair and a drop is sliding on your back right in your butt.

When my dad is washing my hair, I always get wet hair.

by nameless person622 December 13, 2017

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Wet Wanda

Same idea as a wet willy, but you drag the moist finger through some underboob.

She fucked around, and got a Wet Wanda. Nobody expects the Wet Wanda.

by chokeaho1 June 24, 2022

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Wet Viper

The act of letting a person bite the tip of your penis until blood is drawn and allowing said person to urinate on the open wound.

Example 1: Dude, that chick gave me the sickest Wet Viper the other day. It felt amazing but I have this weird rash now.
Example 2: Dude, that bro was all about that Wet Viper life and so was I. I can't wait until I get out of the hospital and have the chance to do it again.

by Yakoff Mannhoff June 15, 2023

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