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Two Tone Tom

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.
“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”
by coopertone July 16, 2022
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Two faced

When someone acts friendly to your face but the moment u turn your back they talk shit about u
Tiffany: I cant believe Nathans girlfriend would go with him his so ugly. (Sees Nathan on the other aile) Oh hey Nathan how are u doing buddy.
Me and my friend: shes so two faced
by I hate Walmart August 22, 2018
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Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!
by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021
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Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.
Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.
by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022
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two, twom, twos, twos, twoself

Two went to the store earlier today.
by marcotoa October 23, 2025
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