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Bravo's Law

Bravo's Law is an internet rule which states: Any clearly stated opinion will be willfully misinterpreted by at least one person on the internet.

This originated from a viral tweet by @BravoCoolee, who complained that you could claim that you loved pancakes and then be accused of hating waffles, which is not implied by that statement.
"All I said was 'I love pancakes' and then people were accusing me of hating waffles! Bravo's Law will get you every time, man."
by Crick_elf April 29, 2024
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Fox's law

Like godwin's law but pertaining to biscuits - a favourite conversation topic amongst brits on Internet forums - especially once a thread has served its purpose or the original poster has made things awkward, someone (usually sarcastic) will eventually mention biscuits to diffuse and/or derail the thread.
Some squid asked a question on the motorbike forum about cleaning his carburetor - we pointed out that his 2019 lexmoto is electronically injected, he got angry. Next post was a question about whether you should dunk a custard cream or not. Fox's law.
by Geoffbot August 28, 2019
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co-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.
co-grandniece-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Shanaynay’s Law

The known property of a camp fire’s smoke to follow its occupants around the fire, regardless of the effort to escape the smoke.
Chris: “Man, I can’t get out of the smoke! It keeps following me!”
Aaron: “Yeah, of course; that’s Shanaynay’s Law”
by Aman245 December 30, 2021
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first co-cousin-in-law

The child-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)
Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law
by this_is_a_recorded_message December 19, 2023
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Kyles Law

A mathematical equation for calculating what physique means for a woman- ass•boobs/shape=physique
Evan: Hey Dan, I just used kyles law to determine that ur girl is mind. Dan: I literally hate you Evan 😑
by Mr.Napkin May 21, 2023
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