Reverse mortgage

A reverse mortgage is when you are sick and have diarrhea. When you rush to the bathroom and sit on the toilet it's just a fart.

Oh my God!! I thought I had to shit my pants, but it was just a reverse mortgage.

by Bbonemoney January 12, 2024

The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique

Oh, wait... Am I the Gojo!?

Hym "Oh wait.... Aw, I kind of wanted to be the evil one... Oh well! Still the greatest! Better than everyone! The Ole Reverse Jesus Technique!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Reverse fanfan

When a black woman is being fucked by a white man who becomes addicted to black pussy forever.

I went to see my friend from Senegal the other day and was shocked to witness her being fucked by Kyle from England. His white pale skin on her black skin was a surprise. I became the witness of a reverse fanfan.

by Joliboi belbwa May 23, 2023

Reverse Atslent

When Tom Cruise is way cooler than Emma Watson, and Emma Watson is a loser.

Madison: Emma Watson is way cooler than Tom Cruise!
Colton: Are you kidding? He’s so reverse atslent!

by Marty85 February 8, 2021

reverse facial

When a woman squirts all over a person's face once she orgasms. Unlike reverse bukkake, it's only one woman giving you a reverse facial.

My Mistress rewarded me for being such a good boy by giving me a reverse facial and cumming all over my face.

by Mistress Emmy October 5, 2016

The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout

doing dabs out of a hookers ass on hot days.

It's a perfect rainy, hot day for The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout. That will ease my anxiety.

by JustinDA July 10, 2022

Reverse Card

The almighty, unbeatable comeback to the "no u" insult. Unbeatable. For maximum effect, have a physical copy of the "reverse card" in uno, but it is not required. You have to say it quickly after the "no u" insult, or death will be inevitable. Once you say the quote "reverse card" (and optionally hold up your physical reverse card), watch your opponent die in the most brutal way to exist.

You: ur mum gay lol
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: no u
You, absolute giga-chad: Reverse card.
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: but wh- (dies painfully and brutally)

by GoldPotato February 18, 2022