De Ja Poo

That feeling of doing the same shit everyday.

After working this job for a year, every day feels like de ja poo.

by Ginger Snapped July 21, 2017

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pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

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Poo

Poo is what comes out of your asshole it's just like shit that's because it is shit. Poo is brown and smells disgusting

Poo is shit

by Your real name is your real na October 19, 2019

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tinky poo poo

When your dog has to go outside and relieve itself. This refers to the dog having to both urinate and move it’s bowels .

“Do you have to make a “tinky poo poo?”

by anonymous October 24, 2020

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Poo

Poo is a very interesting substance that comes out of your butt.

There are many types of poos, such as

The Original:
Basically normal poos
The Really Diarrhoea-y one:
Wet poos that come out of your ass when you have a stomachache and take fucking hours to wipe
The Machine Gun:
Pellets of poos that come out of your butt when you don’t drink water. They are a good weapon if you want to defend yourself.
The Creamy Corn:
Basically poo with corn in it.
The What the Fuck:
Basically every poo that isn’t brown.

Here’s what you might say if you encountered them in you bathroom
The Original One:
‘BORING!’
The Really Diarrhoea-y One:
‘Gross, man! What did I eat?’
The Machine Gun
‘Pew-pew!’
The Creamy Corn
‘Ew…’
The What the Fuck
‘WHAT THE FUCK?’

I just had a very, very big poo, Bob!

by The Really Nice Glassy December 21, 2021

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