John Gerrard Keatings

Used to define guys with big heads, and beautiful faces. Often used to replace words such as pornstar, playa, and malfunctionism.

John Gerrard Keatings is amazing! I no dawg!

by ginobeats November 1, 2010

ron paul john

a one of a kind man, weird and full of exceptional thoughts. He loves being random as much as he loves his random girlfriend, Realyn. His visual captures his prolly's heart cos he looks more handsome than any oppa in kdrama. Last but not the least, his beautiful girlfriend loves him very much. Until the world forgets the matter of time.

Ron Paul John is for Maria Realyn only!

by ronpauljohn August 15, 2021

John-Eden Moment

A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.

(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)

Samoht: "oh god, another John-Eden Moment"

by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020

John Thunder-Thighs

A man with thighs so powerful that they emit the same force as mother nature herself

I wouldn't want to be between John thunder-Thighs and anything he wants

by thot#_killer October 22, 2018

American John smith

John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.

American john smith is amazing.

by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022

The Papa John’s Word

The use of the n word in any context

I love to say The Papa John’s Word

by The_real_papa_John January 28, 2022

za off the johns

getting pizza from papa johns when youre high as fuck

“i just order some za off the johns”

by That.Crazy.BIsexual March 13, 2022