st johns river

Is a very polluted lake that only you would dare to swim

Hey Jordan have you swam in the St. John’s river? Jordan: hell no thats filled with trash St johns river is crazy

by https://web.roblox.com/catalog October 23, 2017

Soggy John Travolta

When a man hangs two to three soggy onion rings on his cock then receives oral sex or gives anal sex (using the grease as lube).

Dude! I gave my girlfriend a soggy John Travolta last night!

by SweatyPopsicle March 27, 2017

john gabriel wood

The most amazing person in the universe, make him angry and you wish you didn't.

Who? John Gabriel Wood? He is such a nice man, unless he is tempered with

by The Scientific Bandit April 20, 2018

Big Papa John

Guy who has lots of sex and rides motorbikes

Bro, you're just like "big papa john"

by lrallis May 27, 2016

john cena's arm

A mystical tool given to the great Bendonius on his quest to defeat the humans.

John Cena's arm was destroyed in the battle against MegaMan.

by Bendothemailman September 22, 2016

john gilbert storey

THE Turtle Neck Lord

How's it going john gilbert storey?
Good, just copped some fresh turtle necks

by jeffferyyy February 13, 2018

John Kimberlin (simp)

A boy with a small penis, very skinny but with an extremely large nose. He wears blush and eyeliner as well as wearing a hat inside. He is still in kids sized clothes and doesn’t know the name of the jersey he is wearing. He loves blocking his friends on Snapchat! Also, he a simp

John Kimberlin (simp)

by Shhdhs February 5, 2020