The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

Pistachio ice cream

Ice cream that leans towards being homosexual in nature.

Ryan gray has a secret proloclivity of pistachio ice cream

by Generalpatton44 October 5, 2021

Ice Tea

If it's in a can, you can bet it turns you into a burp factory.

Me: ""I just drank some Ice Tea
My friend: "Ok, I didn't need to k-"
Me: *BURP*

by Ender-Dude October 14, 2021

I like Ice coffee

Girll your gay don’t deny it

BE WHO YOU ARE

🍎🍐🍊🍋🫐🍓🍇🍉🍏🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍 have some fruit cause you fruity

“I like Ice coffee”
So your gay
“Yea”
*KISSES AGRESSIVE*

by TRUST ME IM WISE October 15, 2021

Ice Rice

"Ice Rice" is the friend who all the girls love, but will never touch him. Sure, he's funny and nice but Ice Rice doesn't get any pussy. Sorry Ice Rice.

"Wow, Ice Rice is such a nice guy, but he makes me really uncomfortable." Anonymous Female

by Lil Girthy October 30, 2021

Recycled Ice

When you spit ejaculate into another mans mouth.

Yum yum yum…another man’s cum. I’ve received a Recycled Ice!

by The Real BIMFC July 13, 2021

Ice Cube

N.W.A’s,Dr.Dre,Eazy-E’s ghostwriter btw is also the coldest rappers if you touch him you will feel cold

Everyone: “Showing respect to Eazy-E and Dr.Dre”
Ice cube and all the other members: “Seriously?”

by Woowiewoow July 17, 2021